moxperidot:

anafenza:

humming-bird-moth:

discoursestorm:

connyhascontrol:

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

siegel-kate:

Emily Nelson + Outifts

rev0lutions-of-ruin:

My mom is a Scorpio and deliberately planned both of her children to be scorpios and if that’s not the most Scorpio thing ever I don’t know what is.

fatpikachupics:

i graduated from slug school, which is where i learned how to be sticky, attach to a substrate, and eat leaves

but, even more importantly, it’s where i learned how to love

toshio:

me @ any and every cat in existence:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

sometimes when you get a drink it comes with a small free umbrella in it. i can get you in a room with the guy who decides which drinks get an umbrella

femmetops:

kratomie:

keysmashsound:

who would win in a death battle… tumblr liberals or reddit liberals

club penguin liberals

anotherlesbianandwhat:

ladyl0v3r:

xxx

how do u know if ur doin something because it’s the best for u or if ur just afraid of fucking up

aliciavikander:

A Simple Favor (2018) dir. Paul Feig